Everyone wants to be remembered. Why do you think people have living wills? People get money and think, “oh okay, I’ll remember that guy”.
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| — | Shevy |
I think you’ll do fine just remember that home isn’t where the heart is… it’s where you feel most comfortable when you need to take a crap.
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| — | Janice |
Oh shut up. Every time it rains, it stops raining. Every time you hurt, you heal. After darkness, there is always light and you get reminded of this every morning but still you choose to believe that the night will last forever. Nothing lasts forever. Not the good or the bad. So you might as well smile while you’re here.
Not watching TV is not something to be proud of, Mike. You know who’s proud of not watching TV? Vegans.
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| — | José |
You’re more likely to get shot if you’re a pot dealer than if you’re a Taco Bell owner.
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| — | Wisdom from my Baltimorons |
This is the acceptance speech. The end of anger and denial. I accept that you and I will never be the same again. That while those days will live in my mind forever, they’re over. I hate it. But I accept it. And I’m moving on now.
The past is full of mistakes, that’s why we left it there.
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| — | Stephen Colbert (via beautifulthoughts, fuckyeahstephencolbert) |
