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I'M SHANNON, aka Shannern. I'm a high school junior in NoVa. I have a penchant for obscure pop culture references no one picks up on and living up to the white girl stereotype. I like to make people laugh and get excited about life. I like a cappella duets and providing baked goods for events that are normally overlooked.

We should be friends. Email me at throughmoonbeamsslowly at gmail if you feel so inclined.
Posts tagged “words to live by”
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“ Too many people getting killed these days. Takes all the fun out of warfare. ”

Uncle Don

“ I think you’ll do fine just remember that home isn’t where the heart is… it’s where you feel most comfortable when you need to take a crap. ”

Janice

“ Oh shut up. Every time it rains, it stops raining. Every time you hurt, you heal. After darkness, there is always light and you get reminded of this every morning but still you choose to believe that the night will last forever. Nothing lasts forever. Not the good or the bad. So you might as well smile while you’re here. ”

I Wrote This For You: The Return To Green

“ Everyone’s a slut at some point! ”

Adrian from Secret Life of the American Teenager, amazing

“ Not watching TV is not something to be proud of, Mike. You know who’s proud of not watching TV? Vegans. ”

José

“ You’re more likely to get shot if you’re a pot dealer than if you’re a Taco Bell owner. ”

Wisdom from my Baltimorons

“ This is the acceptance speech. The end of anger and denial. I accept that you and I will never be the same again. That while those days will live in my mind forever, they’re over. I hate it. But I accept it. And I’m moving on now. ”

I Wrote This For You: The Car In The River

thatsmyword: I’m not the complaint department.

thatsmyword:

I’m not the complaint department.
“ The past is full of mistakes, that’s why we left it there. ”

Stephen Colbert (via beautifulthoughts, fuckyeahstephencolbert)

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