ALMOST LEGAL
Ciara: OOOH, it's almost legal!
David: Like I said to that one girl!
Why is this purse so hard to open? It’s like a bondage purse. Only it’s Prada. It’s like Prada bondage. Why do you have so many one dollar bills?
“
| — | Shaan |
Shan, I’d be there for you if mom and dad killed each other. Not if they died in a car accident, but only if they killed each other.
“
| — | Mike, the best big brother evah |
Reasons I Love It When My Big Brother Is Home, #29
Shannon: When I heard "Your Ex Lover is Dead" for the first time, I got fucking goosebumps.
Mike: FUCKING goosebumps? Ew.
Mike: Girl and boy goosebumps, just rubbing themselves together?
Shannon: It was a goosebump orgy all over my arm. It was very weird.
Mike: And then some zits popped.
A guy living alone in a condo building? Boo hoo. That’s like having too many handbags. If he gets raped, or there’s a pack of wolves, or he gets raped by a pack of wolves, let me know.
“
| — | José |
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
“Love Me Dead” by Ludo
Love me cancerously, like a salt-sore soaked in the seaSketchy ass lyrics. I absolutely love it.
“High maintenance” means you’re a gluttonous queen
Narcissistic and mean
Kill me romantically, fill my soul with vomit
Then ask me for a piece of gum
Bitter and dumb, you’re my sugar plum
You’re awful, I love you…
