Resnarks
Like many a warrior, Indra is also somewhat rambunctious, not above getting a little weight and throwing his weight around.
“The Major Religions” (my text book for Comparative Religions. It’s very cas.)
You’re making me a werewolf now?! Isn’t it enough to be a Jew?
Billy (No, Billy, it is not.)
I almost quoted "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails while talking about yoga in World Religions today

We kept talking about how yoga is supposed to help people get closer to Brahman/God, and all about kinda removing yourself from the moment, and, well, the song does go “You get me closer to God…  you’re the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself”.

But since I doubt people would be able to overlook the “I wanna fuck you like an animal” part of the song, I abstained from referencing it.

Nylon Blogs  » You Have Chosen to Ford the River
No, the photo at left isn’t a scene from Big Love.It’s actually a shot of two college students in Utah who serve as tour guides for This Is The Place Heritage Park, a large woodland sanctuary in Salt Lake City that the New York Times compares to a pioneer Colonial Williamsburg.But anyone born between 1978 - 1998 knows better.Really, this is the living, breathing version of our favorite video game, Oregon Trail.You can throw tomohawks at this place.You can trade stuff at the local general store.But sadly, you can’t hunt buffalo, deer, and squirrels - the only reason most of us played that game in the first place…
Happy Belated Pioneer Day. 
Side note, I’ve actually been to my fair share of Pioneer Day celebrations before the parentals realized my brother and I are never going back to church; and I’m glad to be free of them.

Nylon Blogs  » You Have Chosen to Ford the River

No, the photo at left isn’t a scene from Big Love.
It’s actually a shot of two college students in Utah who serve as tour guides for This Is The Place Heritage Park, a large woodland sanctuary in Salt Lake City that the New York Times compares to a pioneer Colonial Williamsburg.
But anyone born between 1978 - 1998 knows better.
Really, this is the living, breathing version of our favorite video game, Oregon Trail.
You can throw tomohawks at this place.
You can trade stuff at the local general store.
But sadly, you can’t hunt buffalo, deer, and squirrels - the only reason most of us played that game in the first place…

Happy Belated Pioneer Day. 

Side note, I’ve actually been to my fair share of Pioneer Day celebrations before the parentals realized my brother and I are never going back to church; and I’m glad to be free of them.

"My last name is my religion."
Billy: Would that make me Billy Jew?
Tori: I'd be Tori Catholic.
Deepak: I'd be Deepak idongiveaF***
Billy: It's logical, about as logical as being named for your occupation or father, but... it sounds funny. What if you were, like, Tommy Polytheisticanimisticbeliefswithgeneralsmallinfluencesofzoroastriantradition?
Shannon: HOLD UP. Does this make me Shannon ResentfulofMormonism-andtriestodisassociateherselfwithitbut-bringsitupsometimes-becauseshefeelstheneedtodefendherself-afterbeingattackedwithpolygamyjokes ?

ROFLCOPTER. Stephenie Meyer’s BYU Degree and whole “devoutness” thing isn’t good enough anymore. Nor is the writing.

I’m still obsessed in a really, sick and twisted way. Especially now that THECHURCH! dislikes ‘em.

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The Colbert Report - Bart Ehrman

One of the best interviews in a while.

“What’s the son of a duck? It’s a duck. If it can walk like a duck, it can talk like a duck, it can raise the dead like a duck, it’s a duck.”

“I can’t believe you’re blaming this on the Jews!”

“God is not a fan of puns, sir. That is one of the seven deadly sins.”

“Let me tell you a little parable…”

Isn’t it possible that you’re just missing the point and Jesus is an elephant?
Stephen Colbert
God is not a fan of puns, sir. That is one of the seven deadly sins.
Stephen Colbert