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thedailywhat:

Steven Anderson: “The Element of Surprise”
Attributes: Refuses to bond with Piratium; invisible.
[more.]

thedailywhat:

Steven Anderson:The Element of Surprise

Attributes: Refuses to bond with Piratium; invisible.

[more.]

Snapple
My friend's GPA is π.

Such an ass hole.

(via sexypants)

(via sexypants)

I’m like the pythagorean theorem. I’m only useful when I’m right.
Snapple
Chem jokes are the bomb.

Snapple

Chem jokes are the bomb.