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I'M SHANNON, aka Shannern. I'm a high school junior in NoVa. I have a penchant for obscure pop culture references no one picks up on and living up to the white girl stereotype. I like to make people laugh and get excited about life. I like a cappella duets and providing baked goods for events that are normally overlooked.

We should be friends. Email me at throughmoonbeamsslowly at gmail if you feel so inclined.
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thedailywhat: Steven Anderson: “The Element of Surprise” Attributes: Refuses to bond with Piratium; invisible. [more.]

thedailywhat:

Steven Anderson: “The Element of Surprise”

Attributes: Refuses to bond with Piratium; invisible.

[more.]

“ Her dragon screwed the pooch. ”

I don’t remember who said it, but we were watching Mulan

We taught the new newspaper kids how to sharpen their interviewing skills, this was the result

1:
So all we figured out was that she consumed something her parents wouldn't be proud of.
2:
Like fun dip?

whaleawhere:

Lol so hard.

This is so utterly ridiculous. I don’t know why it made me laugh so hard but it did.

“ If you’re gonna watch someone have sex, they at least better be attractive. Or famous. Or interesting. Like Jimmy Carter. ”

José

Reasons I Love It When My Big Brother Is Home, #29

Shannon:
When I heard "Your Ex Lover is Dead" for the first time, I got fucking goosebumps.
Mike:
FUCKING goosebumps? Ew.
Mike:
Girl and boy goosebumps, just rubbing themselves together?
Shannon:
It was a goosebump orgy all over my arm. It was very weird.
Mike:
And then some zits popped.
“ A guy living alone in a condo building? Boo hoo. That’s like having too many handbags. If he gets raped, or there’s a pack of wolves, or he gets raped by a pack of wolves, let me know. ”

José

I find the fact that Robert Pattinson looks like an attractive coke addict child predator more than highly amusing.

I find the fact that Robert Pattinson looks like an attractive coke addict child predator more than highly amusing.

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