Top Celebrity Rumors of 2009 

1. Is Miley Cyrus pregnant?
2. Is Adam Lambert straight?
3. Is Lady Gaga a man?
4. Is Michelle Obama pregnant?
5. Is Robert Pattinson dating Kristen Stewart?
6. Did Chris Brown get Rihanna pregnant?
7. Are Jon and Kate getting a divorce?
8. Is Michael Phelps using marijuana?
9. Who is the father of Michael Jackson’s children?
10. Did David Letterman keep a secret bedroom at his studio?

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DON’T ASK ME HOW I FOUND THIS LINK, but I haven’t been able to stop laughing since I saw this…

Kellan’s “I’d like to be a VILF” just kills me.

And anything involving the wolf pack is pure win.

velvetrobots:

meltinyourmouth:

Pickup lines of historical figures

Oh, Karl.

Automatic Marxist & Pick Up Line reblog.

Sending this along to my mom, brother, and favorite teachers…

“Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures” by Conor McKeon on CollegeHumor

Mormon Church Uses TV Drag Queen in New Arizona Promotional Ad - Phoenix News

Love NBC’s promotion!

(via alterthepress)

WANT.