fuckyeahtwilight:

themashoojames:

LOOK AT MAH MUZZELS. =))

K, I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE FAN OF BERTOLI DINNERS… but if they just plastered his face all over the packaging in lieu of their logo, their sales would go up exponentially.

Sweet Jesus.

I am NOT apologizing for this overly gratuitous Robert Pattinson picture because it is hot, plain and simple.

/I have a thing for guys with necklaces/dogtag type things and oh my lord that smile/stfu i’m 17/how many followers will this one lose me?

HOLYCRAP he’s hot. And that baby is too cute for words. Kudos to Cam Gigandet for excellent DNA.

Don’t really care who you are… he’s fuckhot here.

fuckyeahstephencolbert:

“Whoo! Recommending qualified candidates sure is thirsty work. I could go for some Gatorade. You’re welcome.”

HAWT.

My mom thinks the shorts are creepy.

I think they’re sexyyy. Very Jim Dangle.

Sweet Jesus.

Sweet Jesus.

Obligatory OMGRPATTZ picture.

My friends and I were discussing his appeal. I love him because:

1. He either looks ridiculously attractive
   -OR- 
2. He looks like a homeless cokehead

And you never know which one it’ll be.

HOLY SHIT.

Eye Candy – UltraHyperPatriotic July 4th edition

FOXY!