Only 24 more shopping days to accept Jesus Christ as your savior!
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| — | Stephen Colbert |
What I'm Thankful For (belated)
What I’m thankful for
- My amazing friends
- They took me seriously when I said I wanted a life sized cardboard cut out of Taylor Lautner
- They beat each other up in sumo suits in honor of my birthday
- They have turned Virginia from Hell on Earth to a place worth staying my senior year for instead of graduating early
- Family that never ceases to make me feel loved
- And a big brother who goes on fast food quests with me when he’s home and has Reno 911! and House marathons with me
- Newspaper and the amazing kids on it
- Knowing I want to go to VCU
- MUSIC!
- The power of television to distract me from panic attacks and make me laugh my ass off
- Not almost dying because of a heart problem over the summer
- Conquering writer’s block
- Anything that’s made me smile, ever
The Colbert Report- Hallo-Weening
I wish I could say “Happy Halloween”. But “happy” is not a word that I associate with this childhood festival of hijinks, merriment, and diabetes. Sure, it’s fun to play dress-up, but I believe that costumes are just lies that you wear.
The real reason we need to Hallo-ween our selves off this holiday is that it’s a Pagan celebration of panhandling. You know what I call trick-or-treaters? Pre-hobos.
Everything about Stephen is so right.
To the people who hand out toothbrushes instead of candy - why don’t you just burn the American flag while you’re at it?!
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| — | Bo Burnham |
The Daily Show- Even Stephven: Halloween
Stephen Colbert vs Steve Carell; the best Daily Show recurring segment ever.
“It’s about fun, it’s about frolic, it’s about candy.”
“Well they crunch, and then they get all chocolate-y on ya.”
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Memorial Day: Seriously though, we’re taking the day off and so should you! Get out there and enjoy some family time in the sun before you crawl back into your self-contained WoW Pod and re-immerse yourself in antisocial isolation and Funyun crumbs.
Don’t panic! We’ll be back shortly to waste your time with the most frivolous nonsense the web has to offer. In the meantime, here are a couple of übergeeky belly dancers doing their thing to “The Konami Code” by the Gothsicles:
If that’s not worth fighting to protect, I don’t know what is.
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Memorial Day: Seriously though, we’re taking the day off and so should you! Get out there and enjoy some family time in the sun before you crawl back into your self-contained WoW Pod and re-immerse yourself in antisocial isolation and Funyun crumbs.
Don’t panic! We’ll be back shortly to waste your time with the most frivolous nonsense the web has to offer. In the meantime, here are a couple of übergeeky belly dancers doing their thing to “The Konami Code” by the Gothsicles:
If that’s not worth fighting to protect, I don’t know what is.
Wednesday, April 1
WHY IT’S GOING TO BE SO PHENOMENAL:
- April Fool’s Day
- Day 2 of “Holidays for Heathens - Reclaiming the Resurrection: Resisting the Rabbit” (where I give easter eggs to all of my non Christian friends. I’m already going to Hell.)
- Wednesday! Meaning, we get to make fun of one of my friends because they foolishly told us that apparently his parents have “special alone time” every Wednesday, no joke.
- Second to last day before Spring Break!
