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I'M SHANNON, aka Shannern. I'm a high school junior in NoVa. I have a penchant for obscure pop culture references no one picks up on and living up to the white girl stereotype. I like to make people laugh and get excited about life. I like a cappella duets and providing baked goods for events that are normally overlooked.

We should be friends. Email me at throughmoonbeamsslowly at gmail if you feel so inclined.
Posts tagged “holidays”
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The Colbert Report- Hallo-Weening

I wish I could say “Happy Halloween”. But “happy” is not a word that I associate with this childhood festival of hijinks, merriment, and diabetes. Sure, it’s fun to play dress-up, but I believe that costumes are just lies that you wear.
The real reason we need to Hallo-ween our selves off this holiday is that it’s a Pagan celebration of panhandling. You know what I call trick-or-treaters? Pre-hobos.

Everything about Stephen is so right.

The Daily Show- Even Stephven: Halloween

Stephen Colbert vs Steve Carell; the best Daily Show recurring segment ever.

“It’s about fun, it’s about frolic, it’s about candy.”

“Well they crunch, and then they get all chocolate-y on ya.”

Eye Candy – UltraHyperPatriotic July 4th edition FOXY!

Eye Candy – UltraHyperPatriotic July 4th edition

FOXY!

UltraHyperPatriotic July 4th edition

UltraHyperPatriotic July 4th edition

thedailywhat: Memorial Day: Seriously though, we’re taking the day off and so should you! Get out there and enjoy some family time in the sun before you crawl back into your self-contained WoW Pod and re-immerse yourself in antisocial isolation and Funyun crumbs. Don’t panic! We’ll be back shortly to waste your time with the most frivolous nonsense the web has to offer. In the meantime, here are a couple of übergeeky belly dancers doing their thing to “The Konami Code” by the Gothsicles: If that’s not worth fighting to protect, I don’t know what is. [image via. / video via.]

thedailywhat:

Memorial Day: Seriously though, we’re taking the day off and so should you! Get out there and enjoy some family time in the sun before you crawl back into your self-contained WoW Pod and re-immerse yourself in antisocial isolation and Funyun crumbs.

Don’t panic! We’ll be back shortly to waste your time with the most frivolous nonsense the web has to offer. In the meantime, here are a couple of übergeeky belly dancers doing their thing to “The Konami Code” by the Gothsicles:

If that’s not worth fighting to protect, I don’t know what is.

[image via. / video via.]

Wednesday, April 1

WHY IT’S GOING TO BE SO PHENOMENAL:

  • April Fool’s Day
  • Day 2 of “Holidays for Heathens - Reclaiming the Resurrection: Resisting the Rabbit” (where I give easter eggs to all of my non Christian friends. I’m already going to Hell.)
  • Wednesday! Meaning, we get to make fun of one of my friends because they foolishly told us that apparently his parents have “special alone time” every Wednesday, no joke.
  • Second to last day before Spring Break!
Ides of March

Ides of March

crumbler: (inspired by) NIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEE!

crumbler:

(inspired by)

NIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEE!

LULZ. Best Lent/Eastery-time greeting card ever.

LULZ.

Best Lent/Eastery-time greeting card ever.

I got “Heart Attacked”! I’m assuming this was the work of The Mormons… it’s ridiculously sweet of them—to do this for the undeserving agnostic—I just don’t want to be their next project. Nonetheless, it put a huge smile on my face and they brought me cake, so, no complaints here. So maybe being their next project is a good thing…

I got “Heart Attacked”!

I’m assuming this was the work of The Mormons… it’s ridiculously sweet of them—to do this for the undeserving agnostic—I just don’t want to be their next project. Nonetheless, it put a huge smile on my face and they brought me cake, so, no complaints here. So maybe being their next project is a good thing…

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