Posts tagged "friends"
"Life is like a pretzel: all twisted and salty. … SEE? I told you I can’t take inspirational quotes seriously!"
- Megan
"You’re making me a werewolf now?! Isn’t it enough to be a Jew?"
- Billy (No, Billy, it is not.)
"Why doesn’t anyone do ‘jinx’ anymore? I REALLY need a free soda."
- Billy
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ROFL, ANTI-SEMITISM IS FUNNY!

Shannon: Anyone who says they aren't a racist is a liar.
Ryan: Or a Jew.
BEST FRIENDS! (pic via newspaper darlings)

BEST FRIENDS!

(pic via newspaper darlings)

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"Wait, I thought going down was positive?"
- Andrew during Physics… oh, dear.

CONTROLLING MY RAGE/David and Grant try to teach me how to play video games. Failure and giggles ensue.

My guy friends are too comfortable touching each other

David: You know what I love about Grant?
Shannon: His boobs?
Grant: OW, DUDE, THAT'S MY ADAM'S APPLE!
"I’m only black below the belt."
- D.Coop, whitest person evah
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The Jason Gang (via moonsukaru) This is what newspaper is really about.

The Jason Gang (via moonsukaru)

This is what newspaper is really about.