Resnarks
Everyone wants to be remembered. Why do you think people have living wills? People get money and think, “oh okay, I’ll remember that guy”.
Shevy
moonii:

DYNAMIC DUO:
Featuring: Shankira (left) and Jane (right), two of my newspaper heroes Note: This photograph is TOTAL WIN. I mean, nothing can beat it in terms of attitude and character, and these two amazing people are one of the bajillion reasons why I adore The Purple Tide so ardently. WOOOHOOO!

BEHOLD, THE FUTURE OF STUDENT JOURNALISM.
woot, woot!

moonii:

DYNAMIC DUO:

Featuring: Shankira (left) and Jane (right), two of my newspaper heroes
Note: This photograph is TOTAL WIN. I mean, nothing can beat it in terms of attitude and character, and these two amazing people are one of the bajillion reasons why I adore The Purple Tide so ardently. WOOOHOOO!

BEHOLD, THE FUTURE OF STUDENT JOURNALISM.

woot, woot!

WHY I LOVE MY FRIENDS:
They actually got me a life sized cardboard cut out of Taylor Lautner.
I don’t give a flying frick who you are—he is gorgeous and any woman in her right mind would so hit that.
Epic.
It also keeps scaring the sheesh outta me though. I’ll forget that it’s in the room, turn around, OMG STRANGER, then I realize how attractive is and even if he was robbing my house, I’d so let him.

WHY I LOVE MY FRIENDS:

They actually got me a life sized cardboard cut out of Taylor Lautner.

I don’t give a flying frick who you are—he is gorgeous and any woman in her right mind would so hit that.

Epic.

It also keeps scaring the sheesh outta me though. I’ll forget that it’s in the room, turn around, OMG STRANGER, then I realize how attractive is and even if he was robbing my house, I’d so let him.

I think the best life would be being a hobo. It’d be like an adventure every day.
Joe
thetoolbox:

WHO WANTZ ONE!????

So fucking vulgar.
@youguys, GET ONE FOR JOE, PLZ.

thetoolbox:

WHO WANTZ ONE!????

So fucking vulgar.

@youguys, GET ONE FOR JOE, PLZ.

ILOBHYOU

ILOBHYOU

SEXY

SEXY

The last of my birthday party pics. I just can’t resist.

This is how we say “I LOBHH YOU!”

This is how we say “I LOBHH YOU!”

I just had the single greatest party of my life.
I got to watch my friends beat the shit out of each other in sumo suits.
WIN.

I just had the single greatest party of my life.

I got to watch my friends beat the shit out of each other in sumo suits.

WIN.

Life is like a pretzel: all twisted and salty. … SEE? I told you I can’t take inspirational quotes seriously!
Megan