Resnarks
catherine-elise:

eccentriccelia:

robot-heart-politics:

negevrockcity:
Fox News recently confused Iraq with Egypt in an on-air map. As many readers of Negev Rock City are aware, Fox News is an American cable television news station. The United States, as many readers are also aware, currently maintains an extensive military presence in Iraq. (Via)



OHHHHHHHH my.

catherine-elise:

eccentriccelia:

robot-heart-politics:

negevrockcity:

Fox News recently confused Iraq with Egypt in an on-air map. As many readers of Negev Rock City are aware, Fox News is an American cable television news station. The United States, as many readers are also aware, currently maintains an extensive military presence in Iraq. (Via)

OHHHHHHHH my.

The Town Pothead
Janice: The pothead in our group is going to Princeton full ride.
Janice: It's a sad existence for me, knowing that
Shannon: Maybe she's on Adderall too though so she can focus.
Janice: No she's just got a really good work ethic.
Grant, Kev, & Andy had a major fail moment today.
They wanted a picture, the three of them, like the three musketeers—they lost their balance and all fell backwards on their asses.
This is after Kevin finally got up, after ending up practically sitting on the other two.
Epic.

Grant, Kev, & Andy had a major fail moment today.

They wanted a picture, the three of them, like the three musketeers—they lost their balance and all fell backwards on their asses.

This is after Kevin finally got up, after ending up practically sitting on the other two.

Epic.

allisonweiss:

Can’t forget to pick up the Nazi.
I mean basil.

I often confuse basil with Nazis as well.

allisonweiss:

Can’t forget to pick up the Nazi.

I mean basil.

I often confuse basil with Nazis as well.

Katie, your “cheif editor” boyfriend misspelled “chief” in the video credits.
Jenny, Surabhi & Myself—Katie is the only one at our table who has or has had a boyfriend. So we’re resentful. What’s the biggie fries?
This morning...

We have a 2 hr delay cause of ice. I didnt even make it to the end of the driveway before I fell on my ass. FAIL!

I just corrected a CNN News Analyst's grammar.

My grandma was an English teacher.

iammattjordan:

imanasshole:
#16: Jake.
topherchris:

Blame Bag Coffee.
iammattjordan:

BEST TWITTER EVER.
In response to Stephen Colbert’s Operation Humble Kanye.

LAUGHOUTFUCKINGLOUD

iammattjordan:

BEST TWITTER EVER.

In response to Stephen Colbert’s Operation Humble Kanye.

LAUGHOUTFUCKINGLOUD