Usually a pale creepy guy staring at you from across a dining room just means you’re eating at Denny’s.
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| — | Twilight Rifftrax |
The Colbert Report - ThreatDown: Us
Stephen Colbert’s fried salad… you know it’s healthy because it’s salad.
It’s from Sept. ‘07, but it’s a goodie. Probs my favorite. So many filthy jokes. A+.
Oh, Karl.
Automatic Marxist & Pick Up Line reblog.
Sending this along to my mom, brother, and favorite teachers…
To the people who hand out toothbrushes instead of candy - why don’t you just burn the American flag while you’re at it?!
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| — | Bo Burnham |
Don’t come inside my burning bush!
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| — | My former English teacher, Mr. R, to his freshman class on Genesis. (He didn’t know why everyone burst into laughter and he then got really angry.) |
