When Shannon doesn’t know how to respond, she reverts into being a terrible person.
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| — | My brother, Mike, who I’ll always cite as my character witness |
100 Followers!
This is the obligatory “LULS GUESS HAW POPULAR I AM OMG THANKS EVERYONE” post.
But 4srs, you guys are really sexy. I adore you =)
THANKS! (This made my day, just fyi!)
I am in no way an egomaniac.
Shannon: GRANT! I will NOT move until you compliment me!
Grant: I'm not gonna do that.
Shannon: It's the only way! Ravi had to do that last year.
Ravi: Just do it, man. Compliment her humility.
I just checked my followers, I’ve got 65.
Damn!
I’ve said it many many times before and I’ll continue to say it until people stop following because of it—all of you are incredibly attractive.
Stephen Hawking just called me, he wants to know if it's alright if he uses your 5th grade science fair project as inspiration for his next book. That's cool, right? I hope so, because I kind of already told him it was. We pretty much just finished having a 3 hour conversation about how smart and awesome you are. He was so excited about you, his talking computer could barely keep up with him. Stephen and I both agree, you're the Michael Phelps of academics.
(via yourdailyaffirmation)
This is especially great because it also doubles as a pick up line.
