No offense, loose leaf paper, I prefer abstinence leaf paper, you whore!
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| — | Colbert |
We're incapable of having civilized conversations. Oh, fuck him.
Adrian: Shannon, why are you always so scornful?
Shannon: Well, Hell hath no fury...
Adrian: Yeah, we all saw Pirates of the Caribbean.
Shannon: That's Shakespeare, dumb ass.
Adrian: Yeah, but you know Calypso.
Is this going to be another psychological weapon in your passive aggressive arsenal of psychosis?
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| — | Lt. Jim Dangle |
Well Shannon you’re a character. You are probably one of the most unique people on this planet. I met you 8th grade and needless to say i thought you were the spawn of the devil. All your cursed liberal ideas. I HATED you, you were so loud and so annoying. Ach it was terrible. Well not much has changed.
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| — | Kevin’s first impression of me (We’re good buddies now) |
Friends Let Friends make fun of their ethnicities
Lynh: I'm not Chinese!
Shannon: That's awfully defensive for a Korean!
Gina: She's Vietnamese!!!
This is what happened at the Save Darfur club meeting, no joke.
Gina: Have you noticed that he's the only guy in the club who isn't an officer?
Thomas: Have you noticed that you're the only girl in the club who isn't a virgin?
