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I'M SHANNON, aka Shannern. I'm a high school junior in NoVa. I have a penchant for obscure pop culture references no one picks up on and living up to the white girl stereotype. I like to make people laugh and get excited about life. I like a cappella duets and providing baked goods for events that are normally overlooked.

We should be friends. Email me at throughmoonbeamsslowly at gmail if you feel so inclined.
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I almost quoted "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails while talking about yoga in World Religions today

We kept talking about how yoga is supposed to help people get closer to Brahman/God, and all about kinda removing yourself from the moment, and, well, the song does go “You get me closer to God…  you’re the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself”.

But since I doubt people would be able to overlook the “I wanna fuck you like an animal” part of the song, I abstained from referencing it.

BEST FRIENDS!

BEST FRIENDS!

CONTROLLING MY RAGE/David and Grant try to teach me how to play video games. Failure and giggles ensue.

The Jason Gang (via moonsukaru) This is what newspaper is really about.

The Jason Gang (via moonsukaru)

This is what newspaper is really about.

Everyone is flipping their shit over the new Chipotle that opened nearby. I'm going to hurt someone if I'm subjected to yet another "OMG CHIPOTLE!" Facebook status.

THE MEAT IS MADE UP OF GROUND UP DEPORTEES, AND THE TORTILLAS ARE DOUSED IN COCAINE.

So perhaps I can understand the addiction and craving for it.. but.. ugh!

Fun Fact: My mom planned my C-section so I wouldn't be born on Columbus day.

My madre is a historian and abhors Christopher Columbus, so much so that she planned my C-Section to be on October 6—despite my due date being October 12, the 500th anniversary of Christopher Columbus’ arrival.

I love my mom.

Happy almost Columbus Day!

GPOYW - “We Almost Started a Cat Fight at McDonald’s, no joke, a girl threw a cheeseburger at us afterwards” Edition

GPOYW - “We Almost Started a Cat Fight at McDonald’s, no joke, a girl threw a cheeseburger at us afterwards” Edition

I turned 17 today and I feel ridiculously old. Don't I qualify for an Obama death panel next year?

(I’m aware of how naïve I am. But come on, like you didn’t think you were THE SHIT when you turned 17?)

My mom thinks she’s hilarious

My mom thinks she’s hilarious

Pretend that “2 days” says “TOMORROW” and change my apprehension to “freakingoutalittlektnx”. I know it’s not a big deal to everyone who has been 17, but for some reason, this birthday seems more monumental than any other one has thus far. Shit.

Pretend that “2 days” says “TOMORROW” and change my apprehension to “freakingoutalittlektnx”.

I know it’s not a big deal to everyone who has been 17, but for some reason, this birthday seems more monumental than any other one has thus far.

Shit.

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