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Putting things in the conditional subjunctive is the best way to lie.

Mom

10 months ago on July 13, 2012 at 06:12pm

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♔ words to live by ♔ best thing I've seen all day ♔ advice ♔ tips for better living

lol people livetweeting beach week…

the pictures aren’t helping your future careers, guys.

1 year ago on June 26, 2011 at 06:05pm

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♔ Twitter ♔ advice

Lessons learned, Feb. 7

Hershey’s Triple Chocolate Chunk brownies are probably some of the best around… and believe me, I know my boxed brownie mixes
Teen girls doing pot luck at someone’s house = pasta and baked goods
Pretty Little Liars is absolutely ridiculous (well duh)
The only thing sadder than texting someone in the same room as you is tweeting someone in the same room as you

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Groping blindly in the dark in the hopes of finding objects (glasses, remote, keys) ALWAYS works

2 years ago on February 07, 2011 at 09:59pm

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♔ blog ♔ lists ♔ life lessons ♔ advice ♔ so high school

You’re gonna wanna defrag your harddrive once in a while. Now I don’t know what that means but I overheard a nerd say it at Best Buy. I think it’s a program where your computer moves a bunch of rectangles around to make it feel better, like therapy for robots.

Stephen Colbert’s advice on protecting your identity online

2 years ago on December 05, 2010 at 04:04pm

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♔ The Colbert Report ♔ advice ♔ tech

Shit dude. Make sure you call shotgun and also you maybe bring one.

Erin

2 years ago on November 18, 2010 at 04:05pm

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♔ friends ♔ advice

highschoolisasickpurgatory:

The Colbert Report — Stephen’s Sound Advice: How to Ace the SATs

An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck’s teleprompter.

MOST IMPORTANT TEST OF YOUR LIFE!

“If you succeed, in the future you may get a job in a corner office. If you fail, you may be giving a job on the corner with an orifice.”

Truer words…

SO SCARED, GUYS!

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2 years ago on October 09, 2010 at 07:16am

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♔ The Colbert Report ♔ high school is a sick purgatory ♔ advice ♔ words to live by