A creepy pseudo-homeless looking guy swerves around the intersection then makes his way for Mike.
He gestures at me, leans into Mike and tells him, “you’re a lucky guy” and puts his fist out to bump.
He replies, “she’s my sister.”
Creepy dude says, “Still lucky.”
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN and why do I attract the Sewage Joe archetype?
This is all there is to Houston, right? Because it’s all I’ll be seeing. (at George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH))
the official council of The Worst People In The World reconvened last night and it was great
THE WORST PEOPLE
QUICK RECAP OF JENNYOWENYOUNGS
- it was amazing (unlike my ex-wife)
- she KILLED it with Elliot, the two of them are fabulous and talk about those pecs (no seriously she talked about his pecs a lot)
- she said that our crowd specialty was WOO!-ing
- she said something about us being a group to the effect of “hustle up” and someone in the crowd shouted “now hit the showers!” and that threw her off completely and was highly amusing
- it was so hot in the venue so she agreed to play “Hot in Herre”
- I gave her my pirate hat and she gladly accepted and she looked gr8
- she said “fuck you” to me about 3 times when I showed her my debit card with my dog on it… she said Duke was so cute she wanted to punch him in the throat and hey, if she wants to punch my dog, she totally can, but I don’t think she could will herself to do it, although I could totally see her trying to steal my dogs
- when I hugged her, she told me I smelled good, so that’s like an endorsement of my existence
- she asked if I was ever gonna turn 21… I told her only 6 more months and I can start living “Drinking Song”
- she is the nicest and hilarious and quite talented at the musics
I don’t have siblings so I think everything’s gay.
Guys I’m tired and I can’t see, that doesn’t necessarily mean we’re going to die!
Oh hey, it’s one of my favorite pictures from THE REVIVAL TOUR exactly a week ago, stolen from Diana and featuring Ksenia and myself.
I just like having pictures of yourself where you knew the picture was being taken and in that moment you were probably like, “hey cool, my hair looked okay earlier so maybe I’ll have some evidence” but it doesn’t even matter because you’re mid-laugh and having an awesome night and that’s all that matters and when you look at the picture that’s all you see.
(Ksenia and I are wearing matching JOY shirts we got at the show on our quest together to be THE WORST… Diana could’ve also been THE WORST but wasn’t but she was still pretty awful)
oh hey here’s me and Erin just celebrating freedom last night after walking 40 million miles