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I'M SHANNON, aka Shannern. I'm a high school junior in NoVa. I have a penchant for obscure pop culture references no one picks up on and living up to the white girl stereotype. I like to make people laugh and get excited about life. I like a cappella duets and providing baked goods for events that are normally overlooked.

We should be friends. Email me at throughmoonbeamsslowly at gmail if you feel so inclined.
Posts tagged “Twilight”
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My mom thinks she’s hilarious

My mom thinks she’s hilarious

New Moon Trailer Spoof

These kids did a Twilight Trailer Spoof last year and it was dead-the-fuck-on… as is this one.

Alice = win.

Twilight New Moon Soundtrack

amandalynferri:

andrewfutral:

1. Death Cab For Cutie – Meet Me On The Equinox
2. Band Of Skulls – Friends
3. Thom Yorke- Hearing Damage
4. Lykke Li – Possibility
5. The Killers - A White Demon Love Song
6. Anya Marina – Satellite Heart
7. Muse - I Belong To You (New Moon Remix)
8. Bon Iver and St. Vincent – Rosyln
9. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Done All Wrong
10. Hurricane Bells – Monsters
11. Sea Wolf – The Violet Hour
12. Ok Go- Shooting The Moon
13. Grizzly Bear - Slow Life
14. Editors – No Sound But The Wind
15. Alexandre Desplat – New Moon (The Meadow)

NOT ENOUGH PARAMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck my existence if 13 year old girls start raping not only Death Cab but also OK Go. WTF, MATE!

Obligatory Taylor Lautner post. “RUSHITTINGME?”

Obligatory Taylor Lautner post.

“RUSHITTINGME?”

New Moon Trailer

I hate myself for getting so enthused. But what can I say? I love manic!depressive Bella.

Hi. I’m a teen!girl. My brain just short circuited.

Hi. I’m a teen!girl. My brain just short circuited.

Ashley Greene is too damn cute.

Ashley Greene is too damn cute.

That’s not natural. And the fact that Taylor Lautner is a mere 8 months older than me just kills me every damn time. Sheesh.

That’s not natural.

And the fact that Taylor Lautner is a mere 8 months older than me just kills me every damn time.

Sheesh.

THOSE are some attractive children right there. (ABC Family is absolutely KILLING me by showing Goblet of Fire every week… practically… holyshit!Cedric)

THOSE are some attractive children right there.

(ABC Family is absolutely KILLING me by showing Goblet of Fire every week… practically… holyshit!Cedric)

Sweet Jesus.

Sweet Jesus.

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