I am NOT apologizing for this overly gratuitous Robert Pattinson picture because it is hot, plain and simple.

/I have a thing for guys with necklaces/dogtag type things and oh my lord that smile/stfu i’m 17/how many followers will this one lose me?

I CAN’T STOP WITH THE TWILIGHT POSTS TODAY. I’m ready to stab myself in the face.

Kellan’s “I’d like to be a VILF” just kills me.

And anything involving the wolf pack is pure win.

OBLIGATORY/NON-APOLOGETIC ROBERT PATTINSON/NEW MOON PREMIERE POST.

So much self loathing right now.

But JESUS, he’s hot.

sarahschneider:

dangurewitch:

Twilight: Three Wolf Moon, written by me and Sarah, directed by Sam, starring the wonderful Aubrey Plaza (now of ‘Parks and Recreation’) and John Gemberling. Digg it!

It took me and Dan a while to accept the true beauty of this idea, but I love the end result.  Aubrey and John kill it.

“I know what makes you so awesome… your shirt.”

WHY I LOVE MY FRIENDS:

They actually got me a life sized cardboard cut out of Taylor Lautner.

I don’t give a flying frick who you are—he is gorgeous and any woman in her right mind would so hit that.

Epic.

It also keeps scaring the sheesh outta me though. I’ll forget that it’s in the room, turn around, OMG STRANGER, then I realize how attractive is and even if he was robbing my house, I’d so let him.

HOLYCRAP he’s hot. And that baby is too cute for words. Kudos to Cam Gigandet for excellent DNA.

Kristen Stewart is fckin adorable.

Don’t really care who you are… he’s fuckhot here.

My mom thinks she’s hilarious