Posts tagged "FML"

Fuck My Life

My MacBook Pro’s display (or I think just the backlight) isn’t working and a little bit of my heart is breaking. Or a big part. Depressing as HELL.

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fmylife:

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

My grandmother made the same mistake in the 90s. The hairdresser said, “I’m sorry ma’am, we don’t provide those services here.”

I had 5 hours of AP World today. Study Hall (110 min), Class (110 min), Review (90)

And the entire time I kept chanting “FML!”