Only 24 more shopping days to accept Jesus Christ as your savior!
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Stephen Colbert fills in for Rev. Al Sharpton on The Daily Show.
One of the best interviews ever on Daily Show.
“I like to eat, Jon. Is that a crime?”
The Colbert Report - ThreatDown: Us
Stephen Colbert’s fried salad… you know it’s healthy because it’s salad.
It’s from Sept. ‘07, but it’s a goodie. Probs my favorite. So many filthy jokes. A+.
The Colbert Report - Better Know a District: California’s Fightin’ 12th
“Will you take me ot the mall? I need to get a pair of raspberry corduroys… they are SO… massive.”
His skateboarding = win.
I love international sporting events, because like war and obesity, they prove that America is number one!
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The Colbert Report- Hallo-Weening
I wish I could say “Happy Halloween”. But “happy” is not a word that I associate with this childhood festival of hijinks, merriment, and diabetes. Sure, it’s fun to play dress-up, but I believe that costumes are just lies that you wear.
The real reason we need to Hallo-ween our selves off this holiday is that it’s a Pagan celebration of panhandling. You know what I call trick-or-treaters? Pre-hobos.
Everything about Stephen is so right.
The Daily Show- Even Stephven: Halloween
Stephen Colbert vs Steve Carell; the best Daily Show recurring segment ever.
“It’s about fun, it’s about frolic, it’s about candy.”
“Well they crunch, and then they get all chocolate-y on ya.”
Can you blame me for loving him?
Jermaine Maine twitter updates make my day:
Yoyo more Miley Nuwz 4rom Jermaine Maine :+# did u kno that Miley’s wiki pg has 3 External links?!!!?
