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theshalom:

Stephen Colbert fills in for Rev. Al Sharpton on The Daily Show.

One of the best interviews ever on Daily Show.
“I like to eat, Jon. Is that a crime?”

theshalom:

Stephen Colbert fills in for Rev. Al Sharpton on The Daily Show.

One of the best interviews ever on Daily Show.

“I like to eat, Jon. Is that a crime?”

The Colbert Report - ThreatDown: Us

Stephen Colbert’s fried salad… you know it’s healthy because it’s salad.

It’s from Sept. ‘07, but it’s a goodie. Probs my favorite. So many filthy jokes. A+.

I don’t understand what part of this I’m not getting.
Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report - Better Know a District: California’s Fightin’ 12th

“Will you take me ot the mall? I need to get a pair of raspberry corduroys… they are SO… massive.”

His skateboarding = win.

(posted with tweetshots.com)

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I love international sporting events, because like war and obesity, they prove that America is number one!
Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report- Hallo-Weening

I wish I could say “Happy Halloween”. But “happy” is not a word that I associate with this childhood festival of hijinks, merriment, and diabetes. Sure, it’s fun to play dress-up, but I believe that costumes are just lies that you wear.
The real reason we need to Hallo-ween our selves off this holiday is that it’s a Pagan celebration of panhandling. You know what I call trick-or-treaters? Pre-hobos.

Everything about Stephen is so right.

The Daily Show- Even Stephven: Halloween

Stephen Colbert vs Steve Carell; the best Daily Show recurring segment ever.

“It’s about fun, it’s about frolic, it’s about candy.”

“Well they crunch, and then they get all chocolate-y on ya.”

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Can you blame me for loving him?


Jermaine Maine twitter updates make my day:
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fuckyeahstephencolbert:

warningdontreadthis:

Can you blame me for loving him?

Jermaine Maine twitter updates make my day:

Yoyo more Miley Nuwz 4rom Jermaine Maine :+# did u kno that Miley’s wiki pg has 3 External links?!!!?