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I'M SHANNON, aka Shannern. I'm a high school junior in NoVa. I have a penchant for obscure pop culture references no one picks up on and living up to the white girl stereotype. I like to make people laugh and get excited about life. I like a cappella duets and providing baked goods for events that are normally overlooked.

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The Colbert Report- Hallo-Weening

I wish I could say “Happy Halloween”. But “happy” is not a word that I associate with this childhood festival of hijinks, merriment, and diabetes. Sure, it’s fun to play dress-up, but I believe that costumes are just lies that you wear.
The real reason we need to Hallo-ween our selves off this holiday is that it’s a Pagan celebration of panhandling. You know what I call trick-or-treaters? Pre-hobos.

Everything about Stephen is so right.

The Daily Show- Even Stephven: Halloween

Stephen Colbert vs Steve Carell; the best Daily Show recurring segment ever.

“It’s about fun, it’s about frolic, it’s about candy.”

“Well they crunch, and then they get all chocolate-y on ya.”

hey2thecow: pertoleum: pork2k: Fjord? Fjord. Really? Who puts a J after an F? Well, I would like to say to Norwegians that you can all go fjuck yourselves. Best. My mother sent this to me as a text message in the middle of class today.

hey2thecow:

pertoleum:

pork2k:

Fjord? Fjord. Really? Who puts a J after an F? Well, I would like to say to Norwegians that you can all go fjuck yourselves.

Best.

My mother sent this to me as a text message in the middle of class today.

“ No offense, loose leaf paper, I prefer abstinence leaf paper, you whore! ”

Colbert

WHY I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO WINTER: fuckyeahstephencolbert: Cold, Cold Christmas Darlin’, Christmas with you, I used to love it soWe’d trade presents and kiss beneath the mistletoeI said I loved you, and you said you loved me tooRemember, I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too?Those days are over now but I still want you to knowEven though I’m not the one you’ll be kissin’ beneath that mistletoeI’ll be thinking of you every minute on this day of love and cheerAnd every minute of every other day of the yearI’m serious. (submitted by juliabydulia) I’m looking forward to being able to whip out my Colbert Christmas album this winter as much as the legit holiday season itself. Er, Colbert Christmas plus Holidays for Heathens.

WHY I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO WINTER:

fuckyeahstephencolbert:

Cold, Cold Christmas

Darlin’, Christmas with you, I used to love it so
We’d trade presents and kiss beneath the mistletoe
I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too
Remember, I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too?
Those days are over now but I still want you to know
Even though I’m not the one you’ll be kissin’ beneath that mistletoe
I’ll be thinking of you every minute on this day of love and cheer
And every minute of every other day of the year

I’m serious.

(submitted by juliabydulia)

I’m looking forward to being able to whip out my Colbert Christmas album this winter as much as the legit holiday season itself.

Er, Colbert Christmas plus Holidays for Heathens.

Raise High the Rage Beams

If J.D. Salinger doesn’t come on the show, Stephen will publish his prequel, “The Pitcher in the Oat,” under the pseudonym J.D. Stephenger.

Stephen Colbert’s I’s On Edjukashun — Muslim Textbooks & Tony Danza

Stephen Colbert in current Emmy Magazine

Stephen Colbert in current Emmy Magazine

“ I am not a medical doctor, I am a doctor of Fine Arts, which means that I deliver babies through Georgia O’Keefe paintings. ”

Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

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