Resnarks

(via tunaeverynight) I wanna have lunch with them.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:00:22 -0500

(via tunaeverynight)

I wanna have lunch with them.

(via nathanieljames) This makes me indubitably gleeful.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:52:38 -0500

(via nathanieljames)

This makes me indubitably gleeful.

“Pretty Down To Your Bones” by The Hush Sound I...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:13:08 -0500

“Pretty Down To Your Bones” by The Hush Sound

I whimper, laugh, and cry
There is a murmur of your love inside
When you dress me in the dream you made
I’ll be your bargain, be your favorite
But oh, sometimes it hurts
You pluck my nerves

I’d never heard this one before until last night. I don’t know why it wasn’t on Goodbye Blues… I adore it.

My fortune cookie: "Good things are being said about you"..

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:11:37 -0500

… in bed.

"Like many a warrior, Indra is also somewhat rambunctious, not above getting a little weight and..."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:39:26 -0500

“Like many a warrior, Indra is also somewhat rambunctious, not above getting a little weight and throwing his weight around.”

- “The Major Religions” (my text book for Comparative Religions. It’s very cas.)

One of my newspaper underlings (who worships me for some reason) just told me that my "syntax is godly". Good day.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:18:21 -0500

unicornology: tunaeverynight: First Smile: 3 minutes, 50...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:35:04 -0500

unicornology:

tunaeverynight:

First Smile: 3 minutes, 50 seconds into Episode 1, Season 1

I was in the worst mood… and then I saw this. Beautiful.

Does it make me a bad person if I hate talking about the Civil Rights Movement?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:45:00 -0500

I mean, this excludes watching/discussing/talking about watching Remember the Titans because that movie is the shit.

unicornology: youareawolf: “There Is A Light That Never...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:30:56 -0500

unicornology:

youareawolf:

“There Is A Light That Never Goes Out” by The Smiths

This has been stuck in my head for three days.

Beautiful song, but not when all you can think is “to die by your side…”.

My mom insists she didn't intend for our heart to heart to take this kind of turn

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:27:00 -0500

Shannon: Well if being inoculated makes you rest easier, you're welcome for being tortured by the doctor.
Mom: Yes, I feel like I've done my job as a mother.
Shannon: Not quite. Not even that cervical cancer shot can keep me from going out and getting knocked up, you know.
Mom: Oh, please, you the girl who doesn't like the nasal spray stuck up her nose having stuck-

(WOW!)

"You see suns that never were and stare at skies that don’t exist. You listen to songs that..."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:29:37 -0500

“You see suns that never were and stare at skies that don’t exist. You listen to songs that were never played and read books that were never written. And your mind is so beautiful and full. But I’m glad it’s not mine.”

- I Wrote This For You: The Ornate Cage

thedailywhat: LMAO. [via.] WIN.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:10:37 -0500

thedailywhat:

LMAO.

[via.]

WIN.

Too Hard

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:15:45 -0500

Shannon: FUCK MY LIFE
Shannon: i'm trying to enjoy some delicious starbursts
Shannon: but they're all ridiculously hard (LULZ) and not soft and delightful.
Janice: this may be the only occasion when you didn't want something to be hard in your mouth rather than soft and juicy.

"I love international sporting events, because like war and obesity, they prove that America is..."

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:36:20 -0500

“I love international sporting events, because like war and obesity, they prove that America is number one!”

- Stephen Colbert

Don’t really care who you are… fckin hot.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:32:00 -0500

Don’t really care who you are… fckin hot.

(via acewepeel) UM, win.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:08:30 -0500

(via acewepeel)

UM, win.

thetoolbox: WHO WANTZ ONE!???? So fucking vulgar. @youguys,...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:37:28 -0500

thetoolbox:

WHO WANTZ ONE!????

So fucking vulgar.

@youguys, GET ONE FOR JOE, PLZ.

The last of my birthday party pics. I just can’t resist.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:04:00 -0500

ILOBHYOU

SEXY

The last of my birthday party pics. I just can’t resist.

This is how we say “I LOBHH YOU!”

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:01:45 -0500

This is how we say “I LOBHH YOU!”

Photo

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:00:40 -0500