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“IOU” by Metric Hesitation’s always mine,...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:27:00 -0500

“IOU” by Metric

Hesitation’s always mine, hesitate outside the times
With all, I don’t say, with all, I don’t do
I’m sending you invitations to hesitate too

Fellatio common among fruit bats, says research

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:13:11 -0500

Fellatio common among fruit bats, says research:

DON’T ASK ME HOW I FOUND THIS LINK, but I haven’t been able to stop laughing since I saw this…

Taylor Lautner and Jimmy Fallon Drag Racing WIN.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:28:05 -0500

Taylor Lautner and Jimmy Fallon Drag Racing

WIN.

fuckyeahtwilight: themashoojames: LOOK AT MAH MUZZELS....

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:38:38 -0500

fuckyeahtwilight:

themashoojames:

LOOK AT MAH MUZZELS. =))

K, I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE FAN OF BERTOLI DINNERS… but if they just plastered his face all over the packaging in lieu of their logo, their sales would go up exponentially.

Sweet Jesus.

I am NOT apologizing for this overly gratuitous Robert Pattinson...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:26:00 -0500

I am NOT apologizing for this overly gratuitous Robert Pattinson picture because it is hot, plain and simple.

/I have a thing for guys with necklaces/dogtag type things and oh my lord that smile/stfu i’m 17/how many followers will this one lose me?

NEW GLASSES YO

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:07:04 -0500

NEW GLASSES YO

The Colbert Report - California’s Fightin’...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:13:00 -0500

The Colbert Report - California’s Fightin’ 12th

“Will you take me ot the mall? I need to get a pair of raspberry corduroys… they are SO… massive.”

His skateboarding = win.

(via nathanieljames) Truer words have never been spoken.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:35:12 -0500

(via nathanieljames)

Truer words have never been spoken.

Cruise ships

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:04:14 -0500

Mr. D: Have you guys heard about that new cruise ship? It's so big it's divided into neighborhoods.
Ben: Is there a ghetto?

until: thedailywhat: This Noise. Twas also a dream.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:02:14 -0500

until:

thedailywhat:

This Noise.

Twas also a dream.

I CAN’T STOP WITH THE TWILIGHT POSTS TODAY. I’m...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:01:47 -0500

I CAN’T STOP WITH THE TWILIGHT POSTS TODAY. I’m ready to stab myself in the face.

No Good TV: New Moon Cast

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:20:00 -0500

No Good TV: New Moon Cast:

Kellan’s “I’d like to be a VILF” just kills me.

And anything involving the wolf pack is pure win.

thedailywhat: KILL IT WITH FIRE. [via.] IT’S TRUE.

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:26:44 -0500

thedailywhat:

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[via.]

IT’S TRUE.

Lady Gaga

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:30:42 -0500

Mom: Please tell me Lady Gaga isn't British.
Shannon: Why? Because you don't want another Amy Winehouse or something?
Mom: Well, yeah, that and-
Shannon: It's because you want a batshit crazy chick to represent our country, isn't it?
Mom: Yes.

"Screw you, Grandpa! If you’re supposed to be the greatest generation, then why do you smell..."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:47:40 -0500

“Screw you, Grandpa! If you’re supposed to be the greatest generation, then why do you smell like Jello and pee?”

- Reno 911 PSA

“You’re the Storm” by The Cardigans I’m...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:33:51 -0500

“You’re the Storm” by The Cardigans

I’m an angel bored like hell
And you’re a Devil, meaning well
You steal my lines and you strike me dumb
Come raise your flag upon me
And if you want me, I’m your country
If you win me, I’m forever, oh yeah
‘Cause you’re the storm that I’ve been needing
And all this peace has been deceiving
I like the sweet life and the silence
But it’s the storm that I believe in

One of my favorite songs atm.

Brick By Boring Brick Video Shoot Hayley Williams, why are you...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:18:05 -0500

Brick By Boring Brick Video Shoot

Hayley Williams, why are you so damn cute?!

HTF?: The Making of “WTF?” by OK Go They’re...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:28:00 -0500

HTF?: The Making of “WTF?” by OK Go

They’re fucking hilarious. Their commentary is done in the most delightful manner… I wish I knew how to describe it but it’s like a Power Point Presentation on acid. And the song and video (according to them) are like one giant acid trip.

Psycho-donkey.

Kristen Stewart with pictures of Judd Apatow’s children!...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:49:46 -0500

Kristen Stewart with pictures of Judd Apatow’s children! (I love the shenanigans that happen on Conan… so much.)

“Innocent Vigilant Ordinary” by The Appleseed Cast I...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:51:00 -0500

“Innocent Vigilant Ordinary” by The Appleseed Cast

I think about the times
The way you smile at me
And how we always kiss
And how we drank the sun
And killed the night
And fought the sleep and won
And how we left it all unmade

Heart wrenching yet the tempo’s upbeat. Good stuff.