The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let’s see Michael Phelps do that. But really, a pig is man’s best friend. I love dogs, but pigs would make great companions, and when they die, you can have a bar-b-que. ‘Sorry your pig died, can I come over for breakfast?’ Baconnn!
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| — | Jim Gaffigan |
