My mom insists she didn't intend for our heart to heart to take this kind of turn
Shannon: Well if being inoculated makes you rest easier, you're welcome for being tortured by the doctor.
Mom: Yes, I feel like I've done my job as a mother.
Shannon: Not quite. Not even that cervical cancer shot can keep me from going out and getting knocked up, you know.
Mom: Oh, please, you the girl who doesn't like the nasal spray stuck up her nose having stuck-
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