The Colbert Report- Hallo-Weening
I wish I could say “Happy Halloween”. But “happy” is not a word that I associate with this childhood festival of hijinks, merriment, and diabetes. Sure, it’s fun to play dress-up, but I believe that costumes are just lies that you wear.
The real reason we need to Hallo-ween our selves off this holiday is that it’s a Pagan celebration of panhandling. You know what I call trick-or-treaters? Pre-hobos.
Everything about Stephen is so right.
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