Resnarks

Nov 06

(via tunaeverynight)

I wanna have lunch with them.

(via nathanieljames)

This makes me indubitably gleeful.

Nov 05

Nov 04

My fortune cookie: "Good things are being said about you"..

… in bed.

“Like many a warrior, Indra is also somewhat rambunctious, not above getting a little weight and throwing his weight around.” — “The Major Religions” (my text book for Comparative Religions. It’s very cas.)

Nov 03

One of my newspaper underlings (who worships me for some reason) just told me that my "syntax is godly". Good day.

unicornology:

tunaeverynight:

First Smile: 3 minutes, 50 seconds into Episode 1, Season 1

I was in the worst mood… and then I saw this. Beautiful.

Does it make me a bad person if I hate talking about the Civil Rights Movement?

I mean, this excludes watching/discussing/talking about watching Remember the Titans because that movie is the shit.

My mom insists she didn't intend for our heart to heart to take this kind of turn

• Shannon: Well if being inoculated makes you rest easier, you're welcome for being tortured by the doctor.
• Mom: Yes, I feel like I've done my job as a mother.
• Shannon: Not quite. Not even that cervical cancer shot can keep me from going out and getting knocked up, you know.
• Mom: Oh, please, you the girl who doesn't like the nasal spray stuck up her nose having stuck-
• (WOW!)