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2009

December

November 26

October 77

September 72

August 71

July 54

June 73

May 86

April 108

March 129

February 133

January 115

2008

December 153

November 125

October 110

September 83

August 98

July 81

June 64

May 51

April 45

March 54

February 19

January 11

2007

December 8

November 12

October 11

September 12

August 5

July 4

June 4

May 4

April

March 1

February 2

January

2006

December

November 3

October

September

August

July 2

June

May 2

April 3

March 1

February

January 1

John Krasinski on Conan Part 2, MARIONETTE CHARACTER. (Epicnicityx10)

John Krasinski on Conan UGH, phenomenal.

JEW-per Man! Today was Superhero day at school, and Billy...

kayrutledge: (via theofficequotes) They are so gorgeous...

pile: Great episode name Epic win.

WHY I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO WINTER: ...

Raise High the Rage Beams If J.D. Salinger doesn’t come on the show, Stephen will publish his...

Don't read Catcher in the Rye for more...

Reading a story from the perspective of a nut job makes you feel like you’re totally losing...

“Fairytale” by Alexander Rybak I’m in love with a fairytale Even though it hurts...

Hudson Repro advertising/design goodness win.

(via eye poetry) Want.

“Come Together” by The Beatles (via dsquared92)

“I didn’t know we were in Communist Sweden.”
— Dwight Schrute

New Moon Trailer Spoof These kids did a Twilight Trailer Spoof last year and it was...

“You’re just another story I can’t tell anymore.”
— I Wrote This For You: The...

jeralyndwile: yourfavoriteredhead: sheema: “It’s about...

letgolightlyy: suicideblonde: librarysciences: Mapping...

“I’m so angry. The other class got the cool...

GPOYW - 15 Yr Flashback, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG...

lackofdefinition: johnkrasinski: :’) Oh dear.

“I am a part of your soul, boy And when you say you’re...”
— “Go Away” by...

Tonight's season premiere was the all...

Twilight New Moon Soundtrack

amandalynferri: andrewfutral: 1. Death Cab For Cutie – Meet Me On The Equinox 2. Band Of Skulls –...

“Well I can’t stop talking for fear of listening to...”
— “You Wouldn’t Like...

Ed Helms is lookin’ SHARP!

Surprisingly good movie.

“I Belong To You (+Mon cœur s’ouvre à ta voix)” by Muse How much pain has cracked...

“Me and you, what can we do? When the words we use sometimes...”
— “You and I” by...

(via fuckyeahsharks)

“Sick Muse” by Metric Watch out, Cupid stuck me with a sickness Pull your little arrows...

“I don’t even know who the chronic lady is!”
— Finn, “Glee”

Seriously, guys. This show. It wins.

“Keep fuckin’ that chicken!”
— Jon Stewart’s dream...

Stephen Colbert’s I’s On Edjukashun — Muslim Textbooks & Tony Danza

acrossthelines: elizabethtown: “JOSH GROBAN.. is coming...

freckledawesome: plasticteacups: hunnydomelon: ...

prettify: Flurry System by The Iconfactory Now you can...

“With these things there’s no telling, we’ll just...”
— “First Day of My...

unicornology: ...

It’s the Editor, Stupid

APUSH! APUSH it real good.

(My AP US History teacher is around 70 years old. And today's class totally OWNED.)
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Mr. D: Now why would John Adams, a guy from Massachusetts want George Washington, a Virginian to lead the army?
Kid #1: 'Cause he hated John Hancock?
Mr. D: No.
Kid #2: Because they're friends?
Mr. D: No.
Shannon: Maybe John Adams WANTED to be George Washington's friend.
Mr. D: Uh, no. That sounds kinda kinky, don't you think? 'Hey, I wanna be you friend.'
Mr. D: You guys still aren't getting it.

Obligatory Taylor Lautner post. “RUSHITTINGME?”

(via unicornology)

UH, YEAH. I was screaming my ass off at this point. (via...

Jim Halpert & Pam Beesly Wedding Website!

“Undisclosed Desires” by Muse I want to reconcile the violence in your heart I want to...

Creed + Michael = WIN ‘Gossip’ photos @ OfficeTally

“Were you guys having sex last night or raping a baboon?”
— Scrubs

We're incapable of having civilized...

Adrian: Shannon, why are you always so scornful?
Shannon: Well, Hell hath no fury...
Adrian: Yeah, we all saw Pirates of the Caribbean.
Shannon: That's Shakespeare, dumb ass.
Adrian: Yeah, but you know Calypso.

srsly: thedailywhat: /and.

“The Uprising” by Muse I know this song is going to be raped by all the VMA watchers of...

New Moon Trailer I hate myself for getting so enthused. But what can I say? I love manic!depressive...

“Use Somebody” cover by Paramore Most overrated Kings of Leon song. Why not...

“Meet Me On The Equinox” by Death Cab for Cutie I got goosebumps. Fucking awesome.

Hi. I’m a teen!girl. My brain just short circuited.

Ashley Greene is too damn cute.

“Decode” by Paramore This plus “I Caught Myself” have been the only things...

I guess that settles THAT debate

New Muse Album Stream

I feel like Communication Design will be...

I was insulted when a girl said my handwriting was very Comic Sans-y. I bought a scarf because it...

kayrutledge: yoursummerheart: calikalie: Again from the...

Stephen Colbert in current Emmy Magazine

jakeandamir: Sarcasm

“And you keep whispering the same story to yourself...”
— I Wrote This For You: The...

Virgin Hair

While I was getting my hair cut, a lady came over and started picking up locks of my hair off the...

kiamatthews: Alphabeat - The Spell A New Album That’s Coming Out In October of Which I Do Not...

dangurewitch: Cool English Teacher 2: Office Hours. He’s back, and he’s more desperate than ever....

“I think you’ll do fine just remember that home...”
— Janice

The Online Design Editor for my school's...

Nor does the Online Editor in Chief. I’m the only damn person who does. And I’m Online...

On Notice for Sept 1, 2009 Twilight: It doesn’t...

“Her dragon screwed the pooch.”
— I don’t remember who...

We taught the new newspaper kids how to...

1: So all we figured out was that she consumed something her parents wouldn't be proud of.
2: Like fun dip?

HOLY FUCK IT'S SEPTEMBER

I’ve been mentally preparing myself for school starting, but when I realized that it’s...