Resnarks

My name is Shannon, I'm a high school junior and I'm spastic fantastic. I'm optimistic yet sarcastic, introspective but extroverted, a master procrastinator and perfectionist, precocious and socially awkward.

tweexcore:

(via fuckyeahhighlandcattle)

god i love these so much.

My friend and I have been having a fight over highland cows for 2.5 years.

She showed me a picture, it was obviously a yak, she kept calling it a highland cow.

It doesn’t really matter. I laugh my ass off either way.

thatsmyword:
I’m not the complaint department.

thatsmyword:

I’m not the complaint department.
The past is full of mistakes, that’s why we left it there.

Stephen Colbert (via beautifulthoughts, fuckyeahstephencolbert)

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“Good Girls Go Bad” by Cobra Starship ft. Leighton Meester

(via music365)
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Heregoesnothing - NeverShoutNever!

Steady breathing is all I can advise
To a girl with a sweet tooth for revenge
I know I’m crazy but it’s so hard to pretend

(via dsquared92)

If you’re not on drugs—if this is you totally clean, and you’ve missed 19 parole meetings, and you’re working at Who Let The Clogs Out, that’s kind of disappointing, don’t you think?

Lt. Jim Dangle, Reno 911

Fuck My Life

My MacBook Pro’s display (or I think just the backlight) isn’t working and a little bit of my heart is breaking. Or a big part. Depressing as HELL.

Filming “Remember Me”

So fucking cute. The little girl could pass for a sibling of Haley Joel Osment

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