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MGMT vs Snow Patrol - Chasing Kids
(via ventisette, januaryisnice, todrawinfinity)
ALLISON WEISS WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG is out today and available everywhere mp3s are sold including iTunes, Amazon, Rhapsody, Amie St, you name it! Look it up!
If you cut out the middleman and download the whole album directly from me, you’ll get a hidden bonus track. Whoa!
You can also stream the whole thing on MySpace RIGHT NOW!
Life gets better every day! I’m gonna go walk the streets like a champion!
Love,
Allison
DEAR ALLISON WEISS,
I LOVE THIS ALBUM.
LOVE,
SHANNERN/OVERENTHUSIASTICTEENGIRL@NORTHERNVIRGINIA SHOW IN AUGUST
(zomg guys download!11one. / Now I’m psyched I have a HQ version of Yer Going Down. Makes me feel like a B.A. I am very white.)
The Colbert Report - ThreatDown: Us
Stephen Colbert’s fried salad… you know it’s healthy because it’s salad.
It’s from Sept. ‘07, but it’s a goodie. Probs my favorite. So many filthy jokes. A+.
TOMORROW IS ETHICS DAY
Every year, my school dishes out x amount of dollars to send the junior class to the local Mariott where we sit around for 4 hours and participate in the morality play they call “Ethics Day.”
The only redeeming part of the event is the food, I heard.
So here’s my question:
How unethical is it to bring take-out containers to the buffet?
(Also, I’m ready to bang my head against a wall figuring out wtf to wear.)
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“Molasses” by The Hush Sound
You are made of sugar, milk and molasses
So, little darlin’, you attract all the bees
You are the gazer, you are the attraction
It takes a little vanity to know what it means
One of the Chemistry classes was making molasses for some godforsaken reason during school today and you could smell those LOVELY burnt fumes throughout the building. I couldn’t stop singing this.
Fireable Offense
Shevy: I don't understand how that lady could've been in PR for so long... she's so boring.
Shannon: Maybe she's just really good at strategizing.
Shevy: Well that's the kind of job where you can get fired for not being FUN.
Shannon: That's one thing I'll never have to worry about.
Shevy: Sure, but you CAN get fired for being offensive.
I refer to my brother as a lesbian
Mike: Were you the one that called the black vampire from Twilight "Jamaican me crazy?"
Shannon: Don't tell me you saw New Moon already.
Mike: I got dragged to see it...
Shannon: The only thing "drag" about you seeing New Moon is you wearing women's clothing.
...
Mike: was not!
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
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| — | Wisdom bestowed upon me in newspaper today |
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“IOU” by Metric
Hesitation’s always mine, hesitate outside the times
With all, I don’t say, with all, I don’t do
I’m sending you invitations to hesitate too
