Resnarks

I'M SHANNON, aka Shannern. I'm a high school junior in NoVa. I have a penchant for obscure pop culture references no one picks up on and living up to the white girl stereotype. I like to make people laugh and get excited about life. I like a cappella duets and providing baked goods for events that are normally overlooked.

We should be friends. Email me at throughmoonbeamsslowly at gmail if you feel so inclined.
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(via tunaeverynight) I wanna have lunch with them.

(via tunaeverynight)

I wanna have lunch with them.

(via nathanieljames) This makes me indubitably gleeful.

(via nathanieljames)

This makes me indubitably gleeful.

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18 Plays

“Pretty Down To Your Bones” by The Hush Sound

I whimper, laugh, and cry
There is a murmur of your love inside
When you dress me in the dream you made
I’ll be your bargain, be your favorite
But oh, sometimes it hurts
You pluck my nerves

I’d never heard this one before until last night. I don’t know why it wasn’t on Goodbye Blues… I adore it.

My fortune cookie: "Good things are being said about you"..

… in bed.

“ Like many a warrior, Indra is also somewhat rambunctious, not above getting a little weight and throwing his weight around. ”

“The Major Religions” (my text book for Comparative Religions. It’s very cas.)

One of my newspaper underlings (who worships me for some reason) just told me that my "syntax is godly". Good day.

unicornology: tunaeverynight: First Smile: 3 minutes, 50 seconds into Episode 1, Season 1 I was in the worst mood… and then I saw this. Beautiful.

unicornology:

tunaeverynight:

First Smile: 3 minutes, 50 seconds into Episode 1, Season 1

I was in the worst mood… and then I saw this. Beautiful.

Does it make me a bad person if I hate talking about the Civil Rights Movement?

I mean, this excludes watching/discussing/talking about watching Remember the Titans because that movie is the shit.

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unicornology:

youareawolf:

“There Is A Light That Never Goes Out” by The Smiths

This has been stuck in my head for three days.

Beautiful song, but not when all you can think is “to die by your side…”.

My mom insists she didn't intend for our heart to heart to take this kind of turn

Shannon:
Well if being inoculated makes you rest easier, you're welcome for being tortured by the doctor.
Mom:
Yes, I feel like I've done my job as a mother.
Shannon:
Not quite. Not even that cervical cancer shot can keep me from going out and getting knocked up, you know.
Mom:
Oh, please, you the girl who doesn't like the nasal spray stuck up her nose having stuck-
(WOW!)
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